Songs/Compositions
"Osbie's Banana Song" 8
"Colder Than the Nipple..." 11
"Fella That's Havin' Other People's Fantasies" 12
"The Changing of the Guard" 13
"Novi Pazar" 14-15
"Johnny Doughboy Found a Rose in Ireland" 18
"Silent Night" 19
"Dancing in the Dark" 36
"Frank Bridge Variations" 59
"Snap--to, Slothrop!" 61-62
"Let's Swing! 62
"Cherokee" 63-64
"Down the toilet" 66
"Red Malcolm" 67
"Red River Valley" 68
"Would You Rather Be a Colonel with an Eagle on Your Shoulder, or a Private with a Chicken on Your Knee?" 80
Erwartung ("expectation"), 101
"Middle Dutch Tune" 108
"There, I Said It Again" 121
"My Darlin' Lola" 128
"15th Century German macronic" 129
"Giovinezza" 132
Rigoletto, 132
La Boheme, 132
"In Dulci Jubilo" 134, 136
"Siboney" 169
"Diadem" 169
"Aberystwyth" 171
Gretel's song, 174
"Hark, the Herald Angels Sing" 177
"The Englishman's Very Shy (Fox-Trot)" 182-83
"The Ballad of Tantivy Mucker-Maffick" 191-92
"You Can Do a Lot of Things at the Seaside That You Can't Do in Town" 192
"Too Soon to Know (Fox-Trot)" 195-96
"The World Over There" 203
The Barber of Seville, 204
L'Inutil Precauzione, 204
Rossini tarantella, 204
"Vulgar Song" 213
"Lady of Spain" 214
"The Penis He Thought Was His Own" 216-17, 302
"School Days" 222
"Come, Josephine, in My Flying Machine" 222
"There'll Be a HOT TIME in the Old Town Tonight!" 223
"Pavlovia (Beguine)" 229-30
Pudding's Song ("wash me in the water"), 231
Orff tune, 237
"Mister Debonair" 244
"Julia (Fox-Trot)" 245
"Loonies on Leave!" 259
William Tell Overture, 262
Don Giovanni, 270
La Gazza Ladra, 273, 440
"Displaced Person's Song" 283
"Rocket, Sock-it Town" 289
Geli's balalaika tune, 289-90
For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" 307
"Mittelwerke Express" 310
"Go-round Number Three" 314
"Sold on Suicide" 320
"symphony of the North" 327
Madame Butterfly, 351
Kirghiz singing duel, 356-57
"The Aqyn's Song" 357-59
Der Meistersinger, 361
"The Doper's Dream" 368
"Jubilee Jim" 378
"Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree" 382
"Victim in a Vacuum!" 414
"Gaudeamus igitur" [Latin: "Therefore, let us rejoice"] 432
"A little something from Morocco" 438
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, 440
Tancredi, 441
"God Bless America" 443
"This Is the Army, Mister Jones" 443
"Buffalo Bayou" 449-50
"Welcome Aboard!" 462
"Sea Chanty" 497
Tristan und Isolde, 505
Wozzeck, 465
"On the Good Ship Lollipop" 466
"Animal Crackers in My Soup" 466
"Chattanooga Choo Choo" 468
The Merry Widow, 477
Secrets of Suzanne, 477
"Bright Days (for the Black Market) (Fox-Trot)" 495, 585
"Desoxyephedrine Daddy" 522
"Running Between the Raindrops" 529
"Doper's Greed" 534
"She Wants to Lose Her Gravity" 538
"Kilkenny to Kew" 541
"Dancing the Bad Dream Away" 548
"San Antonio Rose" 559
"Needle in a Haystack" 561-62
Laterne, Laterne, Sonne, Mond und Stern [Lantern, Lantern, Sun, Moon and Star], 567
"A Pig is a Jolly Companion" 575
"Mouth-tripping Time!" 593
La Forza del Destino, 595
"The Eagle of Tooting" 619-20
"In the Shadows Let Me Come and Sing to You" 622
"The Superhighways of July (Jessica's Tune)" 627
"Puke-a- hook-a-look-i Island" 635, 692
"It Isn't a Resistance, It's a War" 640
"Byron-the-Bulb's Song" 648
"Paranoia" 657
"Glozing Neuters' Song" 677
"I'm a Degenerate" 668
"Just a Loser" 671
"Right in the Fuhrer's Face" 678
"My Prelude to a Kiss" 685
"Tenement Symphony" 685
"My Doper's Cadenza" 685-86
"Button Up Your Overcoat" 691
"White Man Welcome" 692
Pathetique, 702
Haydn's "Kazoo" Quartet in G-Flat Minor, Op. 76, 711
"You Should See Me Dance the Polka" 712
"Roger Mexico's Song" 740
William Slothrop's hymn, 760
